It’s a post-apocalyptic world, and hordes of feral, teething babies are foaming at the mouth and roaming the streets looking for their next victim. You completed your training montage, you know how to sew fingers back on, you studied their weaknesses, and now there’s only one thing left to do: survive!

This book is the perfect gift for parents and is FULL of inappropriate parenting advice.

This is not a poem.
It’s barely even a book.
It’s one page making fun of poems that aren’t poems.

Amazon may have taken it down, but it’s still—and will always be—available in Digital and Audio at my Shop

This is DEFINITELY NOT “This is not a poem.”
This is a short book ABOUT “This is not a poem” and a group of mischief-makers who helped take a joke too far.
It’s a tribute.
It’s also a book to hide another certain FORBIDDEN BOOK in…

Digital copies available on Amazon (at least until they catch on to me)

Lily Connors wakes up in the morgue with no memories of the last three months since the event. She just wants to go home, but she’s terrified her family isn’t alive. But she’s more terrified she’ll kill them if they are.

Issue 1: Print and Digital copies available at ASAP IMAGINATION

Lily Connors doesn’t know who she is anymore. Bennett keeps calling her Death, and even if she refuses to believe it, as a ghost, he makes a pretty convincing argument. Especially, since he’s not the only ghost who followed her home

Issues 2: Print and Digital copies available at ASAP IMAGINATION

Two tales of terror from ‘The Event’ based on stories from Points of Villainy/Points of Virtue

1. For years, Ethan’s tried to ignore the people who want to keep him down and tell him he’s a failure. But there’s no ignoring the Faceless Man… Especially once he’s inside.
2. When Dylan puts on his cape and mask, a new hero arises: Tailwind Two! And just in time. While Dylan and his family flee from their house, Dylan’s hero, Tailwind, fights the army of terror above their heads. But as new heroes arise, old heroes must fall.

Issue 1: Print and Digital copies available at ASAP IMAGINATION

Two tales of terror from ‘The Event’ based on stories from Points of Villainy/Points of Virtue

1. London is under attack. Monsters are destroying a city. Trapped in a pub with nowhere to go, a group of people are about to realize who the REAL monsters are.
2. Ever since Sarah Winslow began her job at the United News Network, she’s been looking for her big break. As she watches an army of terror break into the building, she’s hopeful today might finally be her day. But it also might be her last day.

Issue 2: Print and Digital copies available at ASAP IMAGINATION

Two tales of terror from ‘The Event’ based on stories from Points of Villainy/Points of Virtue

1. It’s the middle of the night. Hannah’s dad says they’re just going to Auntie Claire’s for a visit, but they both seem really scared, almost like they’re fleeing for their lives instead.
2. Dirty Harry was his dad’s hero, but Cal’s hero was his dad. Cal spent his whole life trying to make his dad proud, but now that it’s the end of the world, Cal realises he’s spent his whole life letting everyone down.

Issue 3: Print and Digital copies available at ASAP IMAGINATION

Two tales of terror from ‘The Event’ based on stories from Points of Villainy/Points of Virtue

1. Lily Connors is a doctor; she saves people. But on her way back to London, she’s haunted by everyone she’s lost. As she looks into the hollow eyes of Death, she accepts that maybe she has different role to play.
2. Adam is tired of having his life decided for him. But when a weekend away turns into the streets of London filled with monsters and Adam backed into a corner, his fate comes down to one final decision he doesn’t want to make.

Issue 1: Print and Digital copies available at ASAP IMAGINATION

Two tales of terror from ‘The Event’ based on stories from Points of Villainy/Points of Virtue

1. Gwen has spent her whole life trying to prove that she’s enough, and on stage, she finally believes she is. For weeks the doubts have been returning, and in one chaotic moment, her past comes crashing back into her life.
2. People are nervous. It’s been hours since Emma watched a group of passengers slaughtered. As time ticks by, a stranger strikes up a conversation with her, offering a spot of sunshine in darkest days.

Issue 2: Preorder at ASAP IMAGINATION

They snuck into our world without warning.

Most of us didn’t notice until it was too late and the city was overwhelmed.

They found us when we were at our most vulnerable, in the dark and alone. They found us when we thought we were safe, surrounded by others. There was no place to hide. They came to destroy us or, if we were lucky, drive us mad.

These are our stories.

We don’t know where they came from, but they hunted us.

The world fell into chaos and darkness as hope all but disappeared from our lives.

And just when everything seemed lost… salvation. Light. Saviours. A way out of the darkness. They freed us and chased away our demons, bringing a new world full of hope and a chance to rebuild.

These are our stories.

Magic
Science and Technology
Unexplained Horrors
Old worlds and New

Each person has their own story to tell
Their own voice
Their own perspective

In ASAP IMAGINATION’s (formerly ASAP Comics UK) first ever charity anthology, every single writer that has been involved in this project has given you one of the greatest gifts possible—a part of their imagination. This is no small gift, because they are giving to you a piece of themselves, a world that they brought to life. That’s how powerful and precious their perspectives are.