This is not a poem.
It’s barely even a book.
It’s one page making fun of poems that aren’t poems.
And now it’s a 42-second audiobook too! Perfect for those long road trips and the busy individual with no time to sit down with a book.

Narrated by the massively talented A. D. Milne. Check out more of his work HERE.

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The story behind THIS IS NOT A POEM…

This book started as a joke. I wrote a tweet on Twitter making fun of poems that aren’t really poems and then joked I was going to publish this as a one-page book and watch the world burn. And I did!

I published it as a ebook on Amazon! And with a lot of people’s support it become a #1 New Release.

And then an audiobook narrator reached out and asked if he could narrate it. And he did!

We submitted it as an audiobook! And that was arguably the beginning of the end… It got flagged because I asked the narrator to read it broken up as it was written. And when I inquired, they started looking into the book further and realized just what it was. And they removed the book. And suspended my account.

And now the audiobook is available on my website instead!

Lots of love to everyone who bought the book and read it and left reviews. Unfortunately, when they removed the book, all the reviews were taken down, but you can still review it on Goodreads and tell people to buy it here!