A signed hardcover of Babies with Rabies: An ABC Survival Guide. The 52-page picture book full of rhyming post-apocalyptic survival advice also comes with stickers, a magnet, and a bookmark. It’s the perfect gift for new or expecting parents…or people who hate babies!

Written by L. A. Cunningham
Illustrated by David Molinero

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“This book is Shaun of the Dead meets Mad Max…but with babies!”

“If you love books like Go the F*ck to Sleep and K is for Knifeball, this book is for you.”

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R is for rabies.
Of COURSE it’s for rabies!
Your most imminent threat
is BABIES WITH RABIES!

It’s a post-apocalyptic world, and hordes of feral, teething babies are foaming at the mouth and roaming the streets looking for their next victim. You completed your training montage, you know how to sew fingers back on, you studied their weaknesses, and now there’s only one thing left to do: survive!